Leroy likes dirt.
Leroy first met Bixby when Bixby's horse went wild. Leroy thought it would be l33+ to poison Bixby's horse so he couldn't retame it. Bixby retamed the horse a fraction of a second before Leroy could poison it, and the guards had something to say about that. Leroy returned a little confused, and Bixby gave him a bit of info.
The next thing Bixby knew, Leroy was asking for his hat and dye tub back! Well, at least he wanted to use the tub, anyway.
Some people just don't understand the Golden Rule very well.
Leroy tries to justify why Bixby should be HAPPY that he tried to poison his horse. (The guy saying "zzzzzzwhat" actually HAD the loot. He is a better looter than me, I admit.)
Leroy, master of the unusual-looking emoticon.
Bixby confesses that in fact, he did enjoy the spectacle.
Too bad Leroy ran off before Bixby could inform him that he was NOT getting his dye tub back. But he wasn't gone for good! No, Leroy returned as Bixby was preparing to log off and tried to take one of his possessions as a souvenir! This didn't work too well for Leroy either.